Events & Games
These are the official events of the Hulberg Christmas Olympics. Each game is scored individually, and total points determine the champion.
🌭 Hot Dog in a Hole
Points: 5–10 mins • Winner receives 5 Olympic points
Rules: A hot dog is tied to your waist with fishing line. You must lower it into a toilet paper roll as many times as you can in a minute. No hands allowed. No dignity preserved.
🧻 Toilet Paper Water Cup Drag
Points: 1st = 5, 2nd = 3, 3rd = 1 Olympic point
Rules: A water-filled cup sits on a long strip of toilet paper. Players must roll the toilet paper toward themselves without tearing it. If it breaks, restart. A brutal test of patience.
🍪 Cookie on the Forehead
Points: 1st = 5, 2nd = 3, 3rd = 1 Olympic point
Rules: Players place a cookie on their forehead. Using only facial muscles, they slide it into their mouth. Fastest times win. Half play while the other half times them.
🍬 Candy Cane Transfer
Points: 1st = 5, 2nd = 3, 3rd = 1 Olympic point
Rules: Using only a candy cane held in the mouth, players hook and transfer as many candy canes as possible into a bucket. Hands are outlawed.
🍪 Santa's Cookie Shotput
Points: 1st = 5, 2nd = 3 Olympic points • Sudden death for ties
Rules: Slide a cookie-shaped object across the floor (15–20 ft) into three taped scoring zones. Each zone awards 1–3 game points. Two rounds, and if tied after that, sudden death until a winner emerges.
💧 Fill The Water Cup
Points: Loser loses 2 Olympic points
Rules: Players take turns pouring small amounts of water into a cup. Whoever causes the cup to overflow instantly loses. No winners — only shame.
🎁 The Grinch Steals Kisses
Points: Winner earns 5 Olympic points
Rules: Hundreds of Hershey’s Kisses are spread out. All players go at once for 30 seconds, using only chopsticks to grab as many as possible and drop them in their cups. Most kisses wins.
💌 Christmas Card Frisbee Toss
Points: Middle ring = 3, second ring = 2, outer ring = 1 Olympic point
Rules: Each competitor throws two holiday cards like frisbees toward three taped rings on the floor. Points depend on where the card lands.
🎩 Elf Hat Ring Toss
Points: 2 Olympic points per ring
Rules: An elf hat sits on a water bottle around 10 feet away. Each player gets three frisbees; each successful “ring” around the hat earns points.
❄️ Snow Shovel Shuffle
Points: 1st = 5, 2nd = 3, 3rd = 1 Olympic point
Rules: Using a spoon held in their mouth, players transfer cotton balls from one bowl to another. Fastest to clear their pile wins.
🍢 Marshmallow Catapult
Points: 1st = 5, 2nd = 3, 3rd = 1 Olympic point
Rules: Players use a wooden spoon to catapult marshmallows into three cups placed at 5, 7, and 10 feet. Cup 1 = 1 point, Cup 2 = 2 points, Cup 3 = 3 points. Players launch marshmallows for 1 minute.
🎅 And Many More...
Points: Varies
Rules: The Christmas Olympics evolves yearly. Expect new games, new chaos, and new opportunities to embarrass yourself in glorious fashion.